| Artistic Tool |
Mig Welder |
You want lawn art ? |
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| Wrench |
Thunder Gun |
Provides unbelievable muscle. |
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| Glue |
Bondo |
If you really want to stick things together. Comes in gallon tubes too. |
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| Lie |
"I'm just going to ... I'll be home in an hour." |
I don't care what the job is, can't be done ! |
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| Approach to jobs | Research, Research |
This involves looking at, but not touching anything, for at least 3 beers. |
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| Tool |
THE Hammer |
The average onlooker wouldn't understand the mystical powers of this hammer. Call for a demo. |
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| Excuse |
Why it doesn't work ? |
Obviously someone snuck into the garage in the middle of the night and f**ked with my adjustments. |
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| Piece of furniture |
The Stool |
This is the best height extender in the garage. You can even sit on it. |
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| Warning |
Danger ! |
The Insurance Company made us put this up for liability coverage. |  |
| Appliance |
Woodstove |
This multitasks as the "Comfort Zone" in winter and the "Recycling Center". |
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| Race Team |
Front Yard Racing |
They are the essence and sprirt of racing. |
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| Race Car |
88 Dale Jarret |
This could be debatable, but, I control the website. |
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| Garage Sponsor |
Mom |
If Mom ain't happy ... no one's happy. And she owns it ! |
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| Question |
What would Dan do? |
Sometimes you just over-think a situation. At that point it begs the question ... "What would Dan do?" |
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| Injury |
Lack of Confidence |
In the middle of a project you encounter the overwhelming feeling that you're the most ignorant person on the planet. That feeling
(usually) goes away when / if you win. |
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| Cat |
Bill the Cat |
Bill is not your regular cat. |
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| Tree |
Woodpile Tree |
We pay special attention to this tree. For some reason
it requires an astonishing amount of liquid. |
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