Do you have a real 4 X 4 ?
UNMISTAKABLE
WAYS TO TELL IF YOUR 4X4
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When you start it up
and it sets off the burgular alarm...in the car parked next to you
If women and small
children cry when you drive by
If you've convinced
the beer store attendant that it runs on budweiser
If you know the names
and birthdays of the local skidder drivers kids
If your wife makes
you park it behind the 3 car garage ... and you only have 2 cars
If you have mud in
the glove compartment
If you go to the store
for a six pack and a loaf of bread and you come back with one beer and
mud inside the bread bag
If you have a window
decal of Calvin pissing on anything
If the pastor of your
church won't let you drive it to mass on Sunday
If your Mother refers
to it as "That thing!"
If the person at McDonalds
can't hear you order over the header/muffler noise
If your closest friends
think you are a fucking whacko
If your neighbors think
that it's a parts rig and you actually have a nice one somewhere
If you've used your
kids car seat as a traction device in a mud hole
If your license plate
is at eye level
If you have a collection
of Toyota bumpers in the back
If your Mother has
to use a milk crate to get in it
If your Father is a
mechanic and cries when you pull it into the garage
If your 12 yr old dog
refuses to get in it anymore
If you've spent more
money replacing mirrors than on clothes for your kids
If you have a bumper
sticker that says " A bad day in the mud is better than a good day at work"
Of course if it is
a Chevy
If there is more bent
sheet metal then straight sheet metal
If you have duct tape
holding at least one thing together
If you have more money
under the hood then into the paint job
If you had to repair
or replace over 50% of the parts on it
If the only reason
you wash it is because your gonna be working on it
If you have a gun rack
in it
If it has a V8 and
dual exhaust
If the mud tires on
it cost more than all the chrome on show and shine rigs
If you have an account
at the local alignment shop
If you have no idea
what Armor-All is for
Then
your 4X4 is Real!
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$ If you read this, you owe us a 12 pack ! $
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