Unmistakable
Ways To Tell
If Your In Trouble
Four Wheeling
If the guys running 44" Super Swampers are wishing they
had a little more tire and you're running 33's.
If your 44's are in 40" of mud and you chose to keep the 6 cyl.
in your rig.
If you think that something is wrong with the door because you
can't open it to get out and hook up the tow strap.
If you have 15' to stop at the top of the hill and your motor
is turning 6000 RPM......... 10' from the top.
You're in trouble when an enviromentalist hikes by.........and asks
you if you would like him to call for help.
If the broken driveshaft hurts your foot when it hits the floorboards.
If you need 50' of strap, have it, but got no other truck to
pull you out.
If you've just found out at what RPM your valve train will float.
If you rip your muffler off, look in the mirror, and see.........
a header atached to it.
If it's possible to add oil to your engine......... through
the drain plug in the oil pan.
If you've used all the bar and chain oil that you've got.........
for your transmission.
If anybody has left to get you something off a parts rig.........
in another town.
If you're happy because you have another transfer-case at home.........like
the one you just destroyed.
If you realize that you're radio isn't loud enough.........to
hide the rod knock.
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